they will not stop

"i'll make love to you
like you want me to
AND I WILL NOT STOP!!!!"
-Boyz II Men

when i'm feeling sad & blue

when i'm feeling "sad & blue" ... i just pick up the ol' 12 string and i'm whisked away ... to a psychedelic nightmare phantasy, where witch songs burn my primate soul with a neon fever, giant centipedes roam the glaciers and a magick hat pries my simple mind, a soiled hood obscures my vision but exposes my primitive eyes to a black light from the ... "other" place. cool.

The Funky Bunch needs money

I don't understand this COLD SHOWER thing, shouldn't everybody just take hot showers and pleasure themselves??

From Hawt Thawts

Hips don't lie

Hips don't lie, my frens. as you can see from these creepin' pics.

beart chimpzone

hello, i'm beart chimpzone and this my friend milfhaus, now who the devil are you??

VOTE NO

listen up, this November WHATEVER-th, vote NO on NO-DOZ, OK?



And then vote NO on something else, and then vote YES on something that is the exact opposite of that thing.

infinite zipper

 

time rift safety blanket

Kattle Korn

There should be a snack food for cattle called Kattle Korn. We'll apply the "K" replacement rule here anyways, even though it only makes sense to do so with the phrase "Kettle Korn" because "Kettle" starts with "K", and neither "Cattle" nor "Corn" start with "K". Whatever.

Does anyone who takes care of cattle care about whether or not they ever have a nice snack in their mouth??