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Kattle Korn

There should be a snack food for cattle called Kattle Korn. We'll apply the "K" replacement rule here anyways, even though it only makes sense to do so with the phrase "Kettle Korn" because "Kettle" starts with "K", and neither "Cattle" nor "Corn" start with "K". Whatever.

Does anyone who takes care of cattle care about whether or not they ever have a nice snack in their mouth??